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Our Staff and Relics

Lakeside Bicycles store front

Founded on April 1, 1997.  Lakeside Bicycles has been a Lake Oswego (and Portland) tradition for over a quarter of a century.  Built on the proposition that all cycling opportunities should be equal and that every cyclist is entitled to the best outcome of which they are capable, we exist to exceed your innermost and most urgent cycling hopes and dreams.

Please, check us out in person.  There are loads of positive reviews written by people who have been brainwashed by our kindness and attention to their needs and whims as well as the occasional angry essays by people who have, clearly, mistaken us for someone else.  In either case, Lakeside Bicycles is always a better experience than the rumor.

Here, randomly arranged in the order we uncovered their photos, is our crack team of cycling Ninjas.  Each of them a tower of strength and an ocean of knowledge.  Each of them vibrating in readiness to realize your every whim.

Even the most devoted followers of Cycling Ninjitsu are not immune to the beauty of spring flowers.

Onslo, chief Mahout and elephant driver
Shop Cat Emeritas, Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus
Marvin
Gordon Haber attending a staff meeting
Meryl Haber
Peter Drake, Lead Mechanic
Zak Kaovalick third standard deviation fitter
Mary Kaiser, staff Rocket Scientist
Callum Pierce, Mechanic
Gunnar Gritzka, Mechanic
The Zeppelin, Chief Morale Officer
Zohltan The Ineffable